> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://there-might-be-cupcakes-podcast.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Episode 138: Dollop: History of American Firefighters - URL: https://there-might-be-cupcakes-podcast.ghost.io/episode-138-dollop/ - Published: 2016-11-05T18:10:42.000Z - Updated: 2025-02-03T15:56:13.000Z - Author: Carla Pettigrew - Tags: Newsletter, #Migrated-1738597973835, #Import 2025-02-03 15:53 > Horrible news! Help is on the way! > > –Gareth Episode 138: In which our stuff catches aflame, and we fight each other instead of the fire. Because **‘Murica**. Let’s *do* this. ![From Library of Congress: "Fire engine with initials FDNY, being filled with water, spectators standing by." c. 1911](https://storage.ghost.io/c/6d/f5/6df583d7-3da2-455c-b104-e0c5ab8c796a/content/images/2025/02/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f8c974aa8-8c68-47d3-befb-bf686d0c35a1_1024x825-jpeg.jpg) From Library of Congress: “Fire engine with initials FDNY, being filled with water, spectators standing by.” c. 1911 First, we cannot speak of firefighting and fire engines without speaking of, briefly celebrating, and linking to [the episode about our mascot, Rube Waddell](http://theremightbecupcakes.com/episode-12-dollop/). If you have not heard his story yet, you must: [Episode 12](http://theremightbecupcakes.com/episode-12-dollop/). He is a joy, and is the reason Dollop fans are called Rubes. ![From Library of Congress: "Photo shows competition of motor pumper engines held by the International Association of Fire Engineers, New York City, Sept. 3, 1913. Pumper engines drew water from the Hudson River." September 3, 1913](https://storage.ghost.io/c/6d/f5/6df583d7-3da2-455c-b104-e0c5ab8c796a/content/images/2025/02/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f1801b246-fa49-43a8-ae48-e44c66f6a991_1024x749-jpeg.jpg) From Library of Congress: “Photo shows competition of motor pumper engines held by the International Association of Fire Engineers, New York City, Sept. 3, 1913\. Pumper engines drew water from the Hudson River.” September 3, 1913 ![Lightningrod](https://storage.ghost.io/c/6d/f5/6df583d7-3da2-455c-b104-e0c5ab8c796a/content/images/2025/02/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f98d73e1f-4b02-45d0-bb53-8cfb9dff2f7b_480x640-jpeg.jpg) This image illustrates Benjamin Franklin’s passion for fashion—sorry, I was thinking of someone else. This image, [thanks to the Library of Congress](http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/franklin/franklin-scientist.html#obj32), illustrates Franklin’s passion for fire safety. No, really, and it’s kinda cool, like a hidden in plain sight puzzle: > This portrait (Benjamin Franklin of Philadelphia, 1763”, by Edward Fisher (1730–ca. 1785), which depicts Franklin as a learned scientist and inventor, was one of his favorites. Pictured on the left is the signal-bell apparatus Franklin devised to detect the presence of electrically-charged clouds. The bolt of lightning, seen through the open window, became an attribute closely identified with Franklin. At Franklin’s [death](http://theremightbecupcakes.com/our-dead-and-unwell/) French philosopher/scientist Jacques Turgot wrote: “He seized the lightning from the sky and the scepter from the hand of tyrants. ([LOC](http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/franklin/franklin-scientist.html#obj32)) ![Isn't it lovely, a paragon of industry. Now imagine it ON FIRE FLAMES FIREFIRE FIRE and the firemen are just a clusterfuck of humanity and the captain didn't pay his fire fee o the humanity](https://storage.ghost.io/c/6d/f5/6df583d7-3da2-455c-b104-e0c5ab8c796a/content/images/2025/02/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2fb94d42f2-4253-4ab8-9542-cb0bf7523d7e_379x214-jpeg.jpg) Isn’t it lovely, a paragon of industry. Now imagine it ON FIRE FLAMES FIREFIRE FIRE and the firemen are just a clusterfuck of humanity and the captain didn’t pay his fire fee o the humanity ![Hand pumped horse-drawn fire brigade, c. 1908](https://storage.ghost.io/c/6d/f5/6df583d7-3da2-455c-b104-e0c5ab8c796a/content/images/2025/02/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f27132738-f54a-4c43-bdb7-e40c0ff0832c_1024x734-jpeg.jpg) Hand pumped horse-drawn fire brigade, c. 1908 1608: first structure fire in the American colonies 1635: Boston burned 1654: first fire engine in America 1736: first fire insurance: Union Fire Company 1752: first (known) case of arson 1871: Chicago burned, supposedly thanks to Mrs. O’Leary’s cow: > Late one night, when we were all in bed, > Mrs. O’Leary lit a lantern in the shed. > Her cow kicked it over, > Then winked her eye and said, > “There’ll be a hot time in the > old town tonight!” ([greatchicagofire.org](http://www.greatchicagofire.org/oleary-legend/)) Bands from this episode: - Irish Funeral–first album rumored to be titled “Lost Bell” - Gong Crack - Chunney Fire - Leather Buckets—neo-bluegrass, most popular cut: “Muskets and Duck Guns” - The Crown and the Beaver - Drunk Voting–first single, “Cut Your Hose” - Gong Man Cultural references from this episode: - [Die Hard](http://amzn.to/2ebudvQ)–There are two types of people in this world: those that understand that Die Hard is a [Christmas](http://theremightbecupcakes.com/tag/Christmas) movie, and those that are wrong. - [Uber](https://www.uber.com) - Yakov Smirnoff ([Night Court](http://amzn.to/2fn2xBT), [The Money Pit](http://amzn.to/2fOxoKm), [Brewster’s Millions](http://amzn.to/2fn3Gck), [Moscow on the Hudson](http://amzn.to/2fOzBFJ)) > So basically we were really dumb when it comes to fire? > > –Gareth ![Fire engine wreck (that guy looks way too amused), 1922](https://storage.ghost.io/c/6d/f5/6df583d7-3da2-455c-b104-e0c5ab8c796a/content/images/2025/02/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f5422bab3-d4ec-4023-bb68-e3ad127a4abd_1024x820-jpeg.jpg) Fire engine wreck (that guy looks way too amused), 1922 Yes. Yes, we are. And organizing. And cooperating. And and and. Welcome to The Dollop.